100 Ways to Get Revenge - Extreme Revenge Tactics - Get Even Today
There are 100 ways to get revenge online and offline.
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We revised many of the posts, tips, and techniques from Jeff B Britt’s (The Purpose Driven Knife Inner Circle Member) 100 Ways to Get Revenge blog.
We took it down, but we have updated parts here for 2023 and beyond. You can find modified and completely new and more savage techniques in our Elite Access Revenge Membership.
The first question you should ask yourself is why? Is it really necessary to get revenge on someone just because they left you for someone else?
What about someone bullying you at school, or your office?
Below are many ways to get even with people who do you dirty.
100 Ways to Get Revenge Using the Help of Businesses
You can use a broad range of companies in your revenge campaign. Here is a shortlist of techniques. Be creative and add your own variations:
Utilities
If you have access to your enemy’s house, find the electricity meter and look for the sealed tag the company puts on there to prevent customers from tampering with it. Use some needle nose pliers to break the seal off.
Then, wait a day or two and send an anonymous letter or e-mail to the electric company. Tell them that you watched your enemy and another man opening it up and messing around with it.
Subscriptions
You can order all types of mail order products. Subscribe your enemy to CD’s, magazines and other items. Just write in their correct information (name, address, phone numbers).
Go to the box that says “Bill me later” and check that, too. Remember, you can also send these to your enemy’s neighbor’s address, but using your enemy’s name.
Hotlines
Check the newspapers, Yellow Pages and other media for disease hot lines (herpes, syphilis, AIDS). Get them to send information to your enemy’s house.
Ask if you could give your (your enemy’s) telephone number so a counselor could contact them soon.
Variation
Go to free clinics and other organizations that give free material about contagious diseases. Then, you could mail these to your enemy with a short note inside saying:
“Here is the information you requested.” This works great if your enemy is living with a spouse or partner.
Funeral Home
Find a local funeral home that has online brochures. Print the information, and then attach a small note that says, “Time’s Up, Asshole”
Wait a few more days, then begin to call your enemy’s house at night. If she answers, hang up the phone. Continue to call late at night every few days.
Remember, you can spoof the funeral home telephone number. This might cause more alarm from your enemy.
Adult Products
Order adult products (strap-on dildos, dolls, penis enhancers, and filthy xxx publications) and give your enemy’s name and work address. Or you can have the stuff sent to one of your enemy’s neighbors, in c/o your enemy.
Churches
Contact some local churches and ask if they could send you (your enemy’s address) some brochures. You can also give them your enemy’s telephone number so he can be harassed nonstop.
It’s also a good idea to setup some meetings or counseling sessions at your enemy’s house, when you know she’ll be at home.
These are just a few quick ideas. Remember, there are many ways to get revenge on someone. For more revenge ideas, become an elite member of The Purpose Driven Knife.
Some Tips on How to Get Revenge Using the Sense of Smell
Try getting revenge by using the sense of smell.
Nothing delights the senses more than the scent of a rose, some fresh baked bread, the scent of your favorite meal, and for some, even the salty air of the sea.
Yet, nothing can be worse than smelling garbage, a stopped up toilet in the hood, a Third World country, or a decomposing animal.
By using various food, you can easily get revenge against your enemy. All that is required is a little money, and some ingenuity.
Meat is Not Good for You
I’m a vegetarian, and for good reason. I left some chicken to thaw one day. Unfortunately, I forgot, and there was a long weekend, due to a holiday.
To make a long story short, I went away for the weekend, and came back four days later. When I opened the door of my apartment, I knew something was wrong, because it smelled like something had died.
The once frozen chicken was now decomposing on the kitchen counter. Not only that, maggots were crawling around on it.
I then imagined how that little piece of meat must have look like in my stomach. After all, our bodies were not meant to be graveyards.
How to Get Revenge Using Meat, Fish and Poultry
For this revenge idea to work, you will need access to your enemy’s home, vehicle, or office. Go to your local store, and look for any cheap meat.
It’s best to find meat that is on sale, or the expiration date is near. The more meat you can buy, the better. Once you locate a place of your enemy’s that you can access, locate good hiding spots.
In my experience, the best places to put meat in a workplace is inside desks. Try to find places where there are stacks of papers, and put pre-cut slices of meat in between folders, and other papers.
If there are closets, try to find good hiding spaces inside there. Look for boxes to slide meat inside, and also look for inside jacket pockets to slide meat into.
Shrimp and prawns are compact in size, but have a terrible odor after a day, or so. Put them in hard to find places like pants pockets, glued to the creases at the top of curtains, inside a computer CPU, and inside printers.
Remember, any meat stuffed between the car seat, sofa, or mattress will be effective, and difficult to locate.
It’s also important to use multiple pieces of meat, fish, or poultry. The idea is, your enemy will think they found where the smell was coming from, and will just think it takes a day, or two for the smell to go away.
By that time, the place will smell like an unkept morgue.
If you’re not squeamish, you can always use roadkill! Dead rats, snakes, dogs, cats, etc. not only smell bad, they bring fear to your enemy.
If your enemy found a dead rat in his closet, he would just assume his house had rats.
Spoiled Milk
Very simple ammunition. Leave it to set out long after the expiration date. Best to leave out in the heat, as it will spoil very fast.
Crack it open, and freely pour it on furniture, car upholstery, carpets, mattresses, clothes, or wherever you want it to smell like utter hell. Take your pick, whole milk, chocolate, strawberry, or any other flavored milk.
The stuff is bad news, and getting the smell to go away is nearly impossible. Try not to breathe through your nose when you open this, as the smell is unforgetable.
Liquid Ass
Liquid Ass is a simply awful smelling concoction. For more information, check out their web site.
Or, check out the video below:
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100 Ways to Get Revenge Using Strategies from The Purpose Driven Knife
Those of us who love nothing more than planning ways to get revenge against our enemies, scoff at those who think that the best revenge is to live well.
Yeah, it’s easy to talk about living well from the comfort of your Lazy Boy chair, or from typing words of wisdom and encouragement to others through the monitor on your computer.
It’s another thing to talk about living well when a coworker caused you to lose your job. Or, when you have a landlord from hell. What happens when your kids are bullied at school, or in your own neighborhood?
It's Time to Defend Yourself Against Bullies
The urban jungle isn’t all that different from an African jungle. The stronger animals survive, and the weak get eaten. In the city, your enemies size you up, and when they spot a weakness, they’ll pounce on you.
If you never learn to stand up for yourself, eventually there will be someone who will take advantage of you.
Many people are confused about getting revenge. Most people who do try to get revenge, do it for the wrong reasons, or don’t do it correctly.
Revenge should never be done in anger. Anger only clouds the mind, and causes you to do something stupid.
Instead, take plenty of time to assess your situation. Gather as much information as you can on your target, and those close to him, or her. Then, when the time is right, spring into action, and methodically take apart your enemy.
Revenge Gone Wrong
Several years ago, a woman found out her husband was cheating on her. She became allies with her husband’s lover, and plotted to catch him in a compromising situation.
They ended up coercing him to a hotel, tying him up, and Super Glued his private part to his abdomen.
Even though they got some laughs and even felt that they got revenge, it was short-lived, because they ended up in jail. This is a great example of revenge done in anger.
What is Smart Revenge?
Decide how you want to ruin your enemy. Do you want to ruin your enemy financially? Is your goal to try and break up a relationship?
Do you want to cause conflict between your enemy and his neighbors? Maybe you want your enemy to lose her job?
Once you know which direction you want to take, gather as much information as you can, and then take action.
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Kids Getting Bullied at School?
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Why Not Just Go to Court?
In the United States, the individual with the best team of lawyers usually wins a court case. Think of the people who lost their shirts in divorce cases just because they couldn’t afford a good lawyer.
If boxing is the “Sweet Science,” revenge is its identical twin. You can go toe-to-toe with your enemy, and win by a decision, or by a knockout.
It depends on how much time you need to put into your revenge campaigns, and to what lengths you are willing to go to find ways 2 get revenge.
The United States legal system is designed to let criminals roam the streets, and to give them rights that are unimaginable in many countries around the world.
We are not sure how the criminal justice system is in many other countries, but from what some of our members say, it is even worse. So, why shouldn’t people take charge, and get revenge?
If you are tired of being a human punching bag, and don’t have money for a good lawyer, learn how to get revenge today.